Gilmore Girls quotes:
Logan: Rory, you're special.
Rory: Like, "Don't eat the paste" special?
Lorelai: [on Michel] He's snarky.
Sookie: And sarcastic.
Lorelai: He's snarkastic.
Rory: Do something to make me hate you!
Lorelai: Um, go Hitler?
Grey's Anatomy:
Dr. Cristina Yang: I get angry when I go without sleep
Dr. Meredith Grey: At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundaries don't keep other people out. They fence you in. Life is messy. That's how we're made. So, you can waste your lives drawing lines. Or you can live your life crossing them. But there are some lines... that are way too dangerous to cross
Dr. Meredith Grey: I've heard that it's possible to grow up - I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. Without parents to defy, we break the rules we make for ourselves. We throw tantrums when things don't go our way, we whisper secrets with our best friends in the dark, we look for comfort where we can find it, and we hope - against all logic, against all experience. Like children, we never give up hope...
Dr. George O'Malley: I know I'm not a lot of things that you've gone for in the past - I know, but I would never leave you. I would never hurt you. And I will never stop loving you...
Dr. Meredith Grey: Pick *me*. Choose *me*. Love *me*.
Dr. Meredith Grey: Denial. It's not just a river in Egypt. It's a freakin' ocean
Dr. Addison Shepherd: I hate this freaking trailer!
Dr. Derek Shepherd: Fine then. No trout for you.
Dr. Alex Karev: For a kiss to be really good, you want it to mean something. You want it to be with someone you can't get out of your head, so that when your lips finally touch you feel it everywhere. A kiss so hot and so deep you never want to come up for air. You can't cheat your first kiss. Trust me, you don't want to. Cause when you find that right person for a first kiss, it's everything.
Ed:
Ed Stevens: The fact of the matter is you can't live without me.
Carol Vessey: What?
Ed Stevens: That's right you could move away to Guam, Borneo, Harrisberg Pennsylvania, anywhere, the truth is you'll be making a beeline right back to Stuckeyville. You know why?
[Carol shakes her head]
Ed Stevens: Capital "E" lower case "d"!
Phil Stubbs: Shave my poodle!
[Ed compliments Shirley's "S" on the Stuckeybowl wall]
Ed Stevens: It's very good Shirley.
Shirley Pifko: Are you coming on to me?
[Ed shows up at the high school in a suit of armor to give Carol flowers]
Warren Cheswick: This sucks! I was up all night carving Jello!
Molly Hudson: I just thought I'd spice it up a bit. I mean, why say 'Hello' when you can say 'Hellooooooooo'?
Mike Burton: Who would win in a fight - a big, strong guy or an invisible fat guy?
Shirley Pifko: Bendy straws make drinking more pleasurable.
Ed Stevens: We're circling each other like Venezuelan flamingoes engaged in a complex mating dance.
Dr. Walter Jerome: You don't get to disagree, you knuckle-dragging cretin!
Mike Burton: Hey, guys! Hey, you gotta see this! Kenny's about to stop a bowling ball with his head
Ed Stevens: It says here you went to Tufts University.
Kenny Sandusky: It's in Massachusetts.
Ed Stevens: I know... you graduated with a 3.7? And then you went to nursing school. Kenny, you're a nurse?
Kenny Sandusky: Pediatric nurse.
Ed Stevens: Why do you work in a bowling alley?
Kenny Sandusky: Life is a journey.
Carol Vessey: I can never decide if you're totally adorable or totally creepy.
Ed Stevens: Ten bucks if you call Reverend Carver "Padre".
Mike Burton: Ten bucks if you touch that guy's bald spot.
Mike Burton: Ten bucks if you order your meal in rhyme
Mike Burton: Ten bucks if you go over to that guy and ask him where the lettuce is... only, you don't say lettuce.
Ed Stevens: What do I say?
Mike Burton: Letoos
Mike Burton: I'll give you six bucks to hug the giant chicken.
Ed Stevens: Six bucks? As you know the traditional wager is ten bucks.
Mike Burton: But I've only got six.
Ed Stevens: Forget it!... Wait. I'll give you ten bucks to hug the giant chicken.
Shirley Pifko: [On her lost Mexican jumping bean] Please let me know if you see it. It looks like a regular bean, but every so often it bounces in a rather disappointing way.
Mike Burton: Can't talk. Eating fried pie. Experiencing nirvana.
Ok, so I guess those are enough for my tv quotes, hope you all have a good night!! Love y'all!
posted by Shari @ 5:00 PM
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